Just for David...
Thursday, David had this link on his blog to an article concerning people getting freaky during a three-year round-trip voyage to Mars. The following was my idea for a solution to this problem, as well as some of NASA's funding problems:
"Rather than consider this a potentially embarassing problem, NASA should embrace this as an opportunity to employ a unique answer, which would solve other problems as well. We know that a trip to Mars will spur many advancements in technology. We also know that many major advancements in technology are first put to practical use in the porn industry. A journey to Mars, crewed by a group of porn actors and actresses would solve problems with sex on the long voyage. They're professionals. In addition, the entire voyage could be streamed back to Earth as a pay-per-view event, thus helping pick up the tab for the trip."
Okay, David, here's your chance to lay your thoughts open on this suggestion. I don't know exactly which porn stars would be the best to send, it might take some research, but Ron Jeremy would definitely need to be the "Missission Commander."
posted by Joseph @ 4/30/2004 11:42:00 AM
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